Paris in LA: May 4, 2013

Paris Borel:  May 4, 2013

OK. I've made my list: Sabastian Defoe, Kaleb Gosselin or Sean Rutledge. They are all on Gerard’s team. I think Defoe is still married, but his wife hasn't been around in over a year. I don’t want to foul anyone else’s marriage. I know the opposite end of that too well. The two other players are rookies and single. I’m not sure which one would bother Gerard the most, probably Defoe or possibly Gosselin. Gosselin and Gerard had a falling out in January. I never found out what it was about, but Gosselin was really pissed and slammed him into the boards. They haven’t mended their issues yet and that might work to my advantage. While Gosselin would be the easiest, Rutledge would be the most fun. He’s got a wholesomeness that I would love to ruin. Sleeping with him wouldn't upset Gerard nearly enough though.

The person who would grate on Gerard the most isn't in the Hockey League. He’s an actor. Jonathan Williams. It would drive Gerard crazy if he caught me with him. Gerard calls him my “special friend,” because he thinks I’m obsessed with him. I've followed Jonathan’s career since his first big movie and I have to say he’s matured quite nicely over the last four years. I've helped him out with PR more than a couple of times and we've developed an unmistakable bond.

Most actors snub their noses at gossip websites. They think they are above our means, but Jonathan is different. Since his time with Mia Thompson, “the media queen,” he recognizes the importance of the press. He knows the amount of influence my website wields and he’s not above using me to his advantage. I let him. He could use me for anything he wants. Absolutely anything. And Gerard knows it. That is why sleeping with Jonathan would be like a freshly sharpened skate ground into Gerard’s back. But I’m not sure the opportunity will present itself anytime soon, so I’ll make a backup plan just in case the wait is too long.